who was it that said “post like you are unemployed, even when you are not”? was it sun tzu

The sizzling sound of coke in my hand is hypnotic to Escobar

"oh no!! the wga and sag striking means there won't be any new shows 😭 what can we watch now"

columblrinas who have been watching the same 70s detective show for years:

wow this place is a freakshow. i respect literally all of you people

every time i have salmon it’s like. bears are right. i would also stand in a stream for this.

They are also right about: honey, berries, napping all winter, and lack of pants. So really, bears are just living the best life possible.

shout out to gay men

absolutely snug

they hate me for my girlish whimsy and for my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

If my silly levels get too low I die

me on my way to refill my water bottle at night using my phone screen to light the way

using tumblr age 14: i am going to end misogyny reblogging pastel art about choice feminism

using tumblr age 23: [in the tags of a poll] SPINACH SWEEP🔥🔥🍃💪🏼💯

being in the pool while it’s raining should be considered an emotion

that emotion is called Being A Frog

8 hours for work, 8 hours for play, 8 hours to try to escape the time loop, 8 hours for work, 8 hours for play, 8 hours to try to escape the time loop, 8 hours for work,

I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them